Despicable generation

• 2013-05-11

  deeperstateofmind:

  sweet-plush-rump:

  mischiefinthesnow:

  jaclcfrost:

  do you ever take a minute to appreciate the frost on windows and whatnot

  

  like

  

  do you ever stop to look at this like really look at it

  

  before it melts or you defrost your car so you can see out the windows

  

  i mean look at this shit it’s straight up artwork

  

  artwork that melts

  

  “You are all welcome.” 

  Why is there an empty picture gif thing cmon man

  DON’T YOU DARE

  (via laughingnancy)

  Source: jaclcfrost

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  tibets:

  this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard  as i did the 1st time i saw it

  (via yasooo)

  Source: urbran

• 2013-05-09

  conchfishscates:

  ‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’

  yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE

  (via thehilariousblog)

  Source: conchfishscates

• 2013-05-04

  thespacegoat:

  • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
  • Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
  • CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
  • Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
  • Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
  • Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
  • Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
  • Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
  • If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
  • If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
  • Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
  • Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
  • Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
  • Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
  • Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
  • Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
  • Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
  • Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
  • Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
  • Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
  • Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
  • The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
  • Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
  • When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
  • When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
  • When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
  • When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

  (via thestrollingdead)

  Source: thespacegoat

• 2013-04-25

  

  epic-humor:

  X

  (via absolutefunniest)

  Source: fuckyeahthebetterlife

• 2013-04-22

  meehighmeelo:

  dracze:

  jerk-bending:

  megg33k:

  laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

  alfredknot:

  Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

  Reblog every time

  I love this so fucking much

  I’m not even in this fandom

  I made a tumblr to reblog this gif.  Life complete.

  ALWAYS REBLOG WATER TRIBE SWAG

  This is over 250,000 notes.

  …I am pleased

  Let’s double it

  (via stop-dropandlol)

  Source: cursedcrossofthedragon

• 2013-04-18

  

  cuntakinte:

  fuks:

  egg frozen in ice

  I thought it was a breast implant

  (via laughingnancy)

  Source: fuks

• 2013-04-16

  buzzfeed:

  This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.  

  (via stop-dropandlol)

  Source: BuzzFeed

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  (via fullmetalfisting)

  Source: kainaku

• 2013-04-11

  

  (via thestrollingdead)

  Source: togifs

• 2013-04-09

  tsaoctsew90:

  I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

  WITH MY OWn mouth

  softly

  because i like you

  (via thestrollingdead)

  Source: bedquest

• 2013-04-07

  tsunderrorist:

  if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

  

  (via absolutefunniest)

  Source: tsunderrorist

• 2013-04-02

  inbox:

  there is no reason for “sean” to be pronounced “shawn”

  (via laughtercentral)

  Source: inbox

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  phil-is-my-cat:

  barackinaroundthechristmastree:

  barackinaroundthechristmastree:

  what do you call someone without a body or a nose?

  nobody knows

  i stared at this for about five minutes until it finally snapped, then started to laugh for about ten minutes 

  (via emilaugh)

  Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight

• 2013-03-29

  l0ve-hugs-and-kisses:

  “how did you lose your virginity?”

  

  Oh my god. Hahahahahahahahahahahah.

  (via thestrollingdead)

  Source: 69shadesofgray